"My children, I've missed most of you very much." Ho' chow-mein
From time to time my efforts at being a Web-rolutionary take extreme form. This is one example of 'opps!,my bad,chic-a-boom,don't ya know! I dedicate it to the end of human ignorance, including my own.
-Double-mint Fun-
"O' my sweet poli' you look so fine-momma
wanna play twister with bubba an me
an' the boys in the wings,
on the steps, how-bout it-----
We'll cut you up some meat."
Good ol'boy Goofy
sights the backstairs,
where we should find Poli' in esterous.
"She wants it so bad
an we shouldn't deny her
our patri-fornicular creme'-inal attentions."
Bastards,Orphans of Circumstance,and Swine,
together they dine, 'oink-oink, oink-oink-oink'
pretend to divine,define,combine
profound mysogony.
The sick-fucking retards / advance the decline
while under the table the blow-jobs are fine
each candy-cock baby (portfolios not lacking)
'Grin' " the problem we make is opposed to solution."
and even sodomy shudders.
"O' my sweet Poli' , you look so fine momma
wanna play twister with bubba an me
an' the boys in the wings,
on the steps, how-bout it.
We'll cut you up some meat."
"We've invented the perfect
dog-dick solution,
a permanent check on Ir-revolution.
Now strapped to the bed
we can call you the whore
who asked for the man-hood of open-end war."
"Where for Bonein' and Bangin'
conscience forbidden
by cron-eske- bolongies
convicted we are,
'who cares' (in unlikely event of election)
be inspired by our grand "in-sir" erection.
If it please your orfical liberty's candor
we hope you'll conform to our
new double-standard."
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2 comments:
Funny, I was all set to write up the Iraq war in verse, but ended up just doing a crushingly despair-inducing list. I'd have been better off making that thing dance.
Some of the references here are lost on me, but I was always a little confused by "All Along The Watchtower" and "American Pie," too.
My own feeling is that the exigencies of rhyme and meter may be excused from a too-strict insistence on literal correlatives. Or something.
Working up at the internet cafe, I burnt a good responce to your comment. " It was risky to be so daring under a moon that has yet to wane. Miles away by morning is a place baudy highwaymen take comfort in." The rest was lost
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